Kim is all about relaxation and recreation
Remember the word recreate is derived from the concept of creation. When you recreate, you create the new you. Why not recreate yourself as Kim? Likewise relax is formed from lax. (Wait a minute, I think I just made that up cause Kim is not lax in anything!)
Kim has a dark side as well
But Kim's dark side is cool. Not dark like angry, sneaky vindictive dark. Dark like Elvira or Mortisha Adams (the original Mortisha Adams not the new one). If you can pull off being awesomely dark like Kim, you may be eligible for a VIP membership to KFC.
Yes, Kim is one of James Bond's Women
Ok, I lied. James Bond was the man way too long ago. But if Kim was around when Bond was killing bad guys and showing off his hot women, Kim would have been right up front and center.
Since 1993
JOIN THE REVOLUTION
(What Kim Can Do For You)
Why be a member in Kim's Fan Club? The simple answer is, you'll be a better person! Are you tired of hanging out with the proletariat? Ready to run with the bougie bourgeoisie? Disgusted with your mundane life? Then join Kim's revolution.
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